Death to all things squishy.
Been playing AwesomeNauts recently. Voltar’s a little UP though IMO
“Look! No Hands!”
voltar from the game awesomenauts which is pretty fun and has a pretty awesome soundtrack
i cant really play voltar for shit but his accent is hilarious and his theme is the best one imo!!
Also, I don’t know what Carlotta’s talkin’ about, but the Voltys have the best giddiest smiles I’ve ever seen! Like, ever! And now I have a HUGE grin breaking out over my face! And the urge to twirl about my room! Yes, good, perfect~♫
ヾ(*⌒ヮ⌒*)ゞ
Voltar the Omniscient. One of my favorite characters from one of my favorite games, Awesomenauts. This took me quite a bit to finish, mainly because fabric is a BITCH.

Ah, so this is Leon’s homeworld….Aiguillon, was it? σ(‘w’ )
And the picture comes with a free Volty in the left corner there, lookin’ out into the distance all mysterious-like! Yay! ♫ ヽ(*≧ω≦)ノ

Thanks to Hugo, I caved and hopped aboard that Tumblr ‘Nauts meme train that Emi started. Get at me. Just not right now, though, because after I’m done uploading this, I’m leaving for a party at a sports bar. Maybe once I get back with a banana colada or two in my system. If I manage to get back on afterwards, that is….damn my habit of making my naps turn into full-blown slumbers….
what if your favorite character knocked on your door at like 3 in the morning drunk as hell asking you to go to taco bell with them would you do it
Is this a trick question?

You find yourself in a dark tunnel. Behind you the exit is blocked by a large boulder, wrapped with darkthorns. Ahead of you, darkness.
What do you do adventurer?
….I-It really feels nice….hearing you call me that….It feels….It makes me feel….at home…. u////u
….I suppose my reaction did come rather out of the blue, as I’ve been so relatively composed up until now. I guess….I guess you just managed to pierce through it and reach a part of me that many have never reached, if anyone at all. That which I only found in my dreams, both day and night….until now. On the other hand, as a Cancer, it’s normal for me to be so strong about my emotions, especially romantic ones….so a moment so heavy and intimate as this, with a person I like so much….it would push me to react as strongly as I did. I may be a lady of logic, but I’m also a lady of emotion at my core.
*snuggles up against his robe and closes her eyes as he reminisces of days long since past for him, unsure of how he even felt about such days….*
….
*cannot really bring herself to say anything, like she might’ve usually would, had it been any other sort of moment, with any other person….such as going into a long ramble about the philosophical study of omniscience and logical fallacies of such a concept….but no….too deep, too personal, too little she knew right now, too….uneasy of ground as of now….better to just let him speak freely to her, giving him an ear that he may confide to, as he seemed to trust her enough with these personal thoughts….and telling her them would potentially help him feel better….*
….V-Voltar….?
*looks up at him with her warbly, blue-grey eyes, genuine concern and love reflected within them*
….M-Mein….Mein leibling….?
*firmly grips his robe with quivering hands, but is mindful not to wrinkle it, swallowing down a somewhat-uneasy gulp as she slowly raises one shaking hand and gently touches his jar with her fingertips, looking into his intense charcoal eyes with her pacific blue-grey ones for a few seconds before moving in and planting a small, but tender and warm kiss upon his just-as-warm jar….she was obviously inexperienced with kissing, but the emotion, the sincerity, was top-notch….you didn’t need to have omniscience to know that*
❤
*knows he cannot really kiss her back, but doesn’t mind that, because, as truth dictates, it is the meaning behind the gesture that matters most, rather than just the gesture itself….so long as he accepts her gesture and it can let his spirits soar, that was all she needed in return to be happy from this kiss*
V….Volty….Ist es okay für mich, Sie so nennen? I….Ich habe Sie so für eine Weile jetzt nennen wollte, wir sehen uns….❤
Ah….!! 0////0
V-Voltar? ….D-Du meinst es wirklich…?
….I, uh, apologize if my German seemed rusty….b-but I digress….I’m just….surprised by this, is all. Y-You’re being so calm and nice and speaking to me in German like that and so sincere, I….It’s just….
……..
….F-Forgive me for losing my composure here, Voltar dear. I-I’m just….h-happy….s-so happy….O-Of course I’ll accept your offer for “help”! I’d gladly accept this from you! More than anyone else!
*rushes over and hugs him tightly, trying not to get any happy-tears on his robe*
….Th-Though, I don’t mean to be picky when saying this, but….Ich bin eine Jungfrau…und ich bin zutiefst erschrocken von anal…und wenn Sie oral wollen, bitte seien Sie leicht…Ich meine nicht ekelhaft sein, aber ich dachte, ich sollte Sie warnen, über meine… schrecklich Knebel Reflexe…
*looks aside, blushing shyly after admitting to all of that in her rusty German*
….I-Is that still okay with you, Voltar dear? S-Schatz? u////u








